Meep

h0odrich:

It’s not called cheating its called I need to pass this fuckin class

wimpynoodle:

I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT

rengehoushakuji:

fartgallery:

what if every time you masturbated you got a new freckle

impsexual:

Tea comes in two delicious flavors: hot grass water and hot grass water with a stale lemon aftertaste. 

impsexual:

Tea comes in two delicious flavors: hot grass water and hot grass water with a stale lemon aftertaste. 

Disney weddings.

desynchronize:

Me going to get the pussy

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simpaticonebula:

2 years ago I saw a group of middle school aged Buddhist boys in orange robes who had shaved heads and a little boy saw them and said “Look, Mom! Airbenders!” and at first they laughed but then they told him that they were Airbenders but they weren’t allowed to airbend in public and it was pretty much the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

considerthishippie:

Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.

hugahomestuck:

sooo, we were at the gas station in cosplay and the gas pump wasn’t taking my card
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hugahomestuck:

sooo, we were at the gas station in cosplay and the gas pump wasn’t taking my card

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